A Little Bit About Me
Asalaam o 'Alaykum – CV Submission for Matrimonial Purposes 😁
Personal Statement
So, I’ve decided to upload my CV here – because why not? Let’s keep it professional but with a side of humour (because you’ll need it). I’m a tall (6’3” to be exact 🧍♂️), humble tea drinker ☕ with a knack for witty banter 😄 and a solid foundation in both the kitchen 🍳 and life. I’m looking for a life partner who appreciates dry humour, good food, and someone who’s dependable through thick and thin (or at least until the WiFi drops 📶). I’ve got a solid balance of faith, family values 🕌, and enough charm to make you smile (or roll your eyes 🙄). In short, I’d make a strong candidate for the role of “husband” and best friend for life.
Skills and Qualifications
• Height: 6’3” 🧍♂️ – Can reach the top shelf without a ladder. Yes, I know, a rare and valuable skill.
• Culinary Genius: 🍲 Not quite Michelin-starred, but I can whip up a legendary biryani that’s known far and wide (well, at least within my family circle).
• Patience: 🧘♂️ Equipped with extraordinary levels of patience – ideal for surviving shopping trips, Netflix marathons 📺, and any surprise mood swings that may come my way.
• Jack of All Trades: 🛠️ From assembling IKEA furniture with minimal leftover parts to tackling random home repairs, I’m your go-to guy for DIY projects. Tools, YouTube tutorials – I’ve got it covered (eventually).
• Faith and Personal Growth: 🌙 Committed to growing in deen, and I’m looking for a partner to join me on this spiritual journey.
• Sense of Humour: 😂 Dry, witty, occasionally self-deprecating, and guaranteed to keep you at least mildly entertained.
Experience
• Entrepreneur and Business Owner (2019 – Present) 🏢
Successfully running my own business. I manage everything from client relationships to problem-solving, and yes, I dabble in a bit of DIY at work too. In the kitchen, I’m the boss – especially when biryani is involved 🍛.
• Amateur Chef Extraordinaire (1994 – Present) 🍴
Developed culinary skills ranging from basic dishes to my signature biryani, which has won hearts (and stomachs). My cooking may just spoil you for life, though there’s always the option of takeaway if things go sideways.
• Husband Material (In Progress) 💍
Preparing for the ultimate partnership role. Known for kindness, patience, and delivering puns that are either terrible or genius – depending on how you look at them.
Hobbies and Interests
• Scenic Drives and Exploration: 🚗 Nature’s beauty 🌄 is my thing – nothing beats a scenic drive or hike (Google Maps is my best friend). Bonus points if I don’t get lost, but hey, that’s what GPS is for, right?
• The Travel Bug: ✈️ Caught it. Love exploring new countries – ideally without looking like a confused tourist. Sharing these adventures with my future travel buddy (aka wife) is something I look forward to. And yes, I’m all in for family holidays with good old banter and awkward group photos 📸.
• Binge-Watching Historical Sagas (Completed): 🎥 After conquering the likes of Ertrugul and Osman, I’ve switched to comedy and travel shows. Because who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh and daydreaming about jet-setting while sitting on the couch?
References
Available upon request from Google, well... more reviews from my business 😜, siblings, nieces, and nephews – though fair warning, I may have bribed them with biryani for glowing reviews 🍛.
Disclosure Section
It’s important to me that my partner believes in the significance of Khatums and Mawlid, even if they don’t actively partake or celebrate. These are meaningful aspects of my faith, and having a shared understanding of their importance would be ideal for me.
Final Note
Ready for a lifelong journey armed with decent life skills, a sense of humour, and a desire to build a loving family 👨👩👧👦. If you’re looking for a dependable, tall, slightly sarcastic partner with some solid culinary skills, I’d love to connect.
Quote to Ponder
"Soul receives from soul that knowledge, therefore not by book nor from tongue. If knowledge of mysteries comes after emptiness of mind, that is illumination of heart."
– Maulana Jalal Uddin Rumi (RA)
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What I Am Looking For
Part 2: The "What I’m Looking For" Section
Position Desired: Best Friend and Life Partner (aka Wife 👰)
Job Description:
I’m not just searching for a wife—I’m in the market for a best friend. Someone I can laugh with, share some top-notch banter, and make sarcastic remarks about life. Together, we’ll build happy memories 🌞💖, navigate the good times with a smile, and hold it together when life decides to get dramatic ☀ (because it always does). Think of us as the dream team, complete with inside jokes and synchronized eye-rolls at life’s curveballs.
Qualifications Required:
Past Experience (Optional): Look, everyone’s got a past 😖—and if you don’t, are you even human? What really matters is a kind heart ❤ and someone who’s focused on the future (like, you know, the akhira).
Skills:
Must be understanding, kind, and have the ability to laugh at bad jokes (because I have plenty). If you can offer solid moral support when my DIY projects inevitably go wrong, that’s a bonus.
Compatibility:
You don’t have to be perfect (who is?), but having a good heart and a sense of humour is non-negotiable. Must be able to handle spontaneous discussions about the meaning of life, bad puns, and occasional debates on what to watch next on Netflix.
Application Process:
Congrats! 🎉👏👏 If you’ve made it this far, you’ve survived my attempt to sound charming while outlining what I’m looking for. I’m not expecting a Pulitzer-worthy introduction message—just a simple "Salaam" will do (unless, of course, I beat you to it and get my salaams in first ☺).
Additional Information:
I could write more (trust me, I could), but I’ll save the rest for a real conversation. I mean, I said I’d "try" to keep it short… and clearly, that’s not going well.
Conclusion:
If you’ve made it to the end of this masterpiece, I salute you. You’re clearly resilient and have a good sense of humour – both essential qualifications for this partnership. So, if you think we’d make a great team, drop a “Salaam” and let’s see where this goes.
Over to you now.
Salaam for now 😊
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